10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.