10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- It's Free To Fold...