10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event