10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.