10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.