10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.