10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.