10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm