10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery