10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.