10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003