10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.