10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.