10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.