10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!