10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.