10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Fold and live to fold again
- "No river, no fish."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.