10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"