10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson