10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.