10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• im going to 2 out you to death