10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.