10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.