10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes