10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus