10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers