10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow