10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson