10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs