10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.