10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves