10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.