10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Welcome to kicker school