10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is for loners.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.