10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it