10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'