10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"