10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "All-in, bitches!!!"