10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Welcome to kicker school
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.