10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--