10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson