10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."