10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester