10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com