10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine