10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com