10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.