10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.