10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.