10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fold and live to fold again
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.